Alrighty. Let's get on with this, shall we?

To those who have watched the video, i think we all agree it reminds us a little bit of Gaga's Born This Way video. I mean, it begins with her being an ugly assed alien, which then transforms into the red Perry, then White Perry, and then into the bronze Perry. I mean, Katy baby, do you really need 4 different personas in a single video? You got some personality disorder or something? make up your mind, girl! And what is with the setting of the video? A barren wasteland that reminds us all of Wall-E's Earth? Then there's the spaceship that crashes into the wasteland, and inside it is a black man. I mean, come on. Why is he in the spaceship? Is he superman? Who is he supposed to be in the video? Perry, you trying to say that black people don't have to put on fancy costumes to be looking like an alien? are you? what the hell?

Anyway, the video goes on, until the bronze perry appears, and she be walking and touching some random robot she saw in a heap of scraps, and she revived that shit! it's like pushing daisies or something. She kissed the nasty robot (something a human won't do cuz nobody in their right mind would kiss trash) and it magically transformed into an male alien. Then the wind blew off Perry's skirt, revealing a muthafucking deer trotters! At this point I was confused. First there's the Artificial Intelligence allusion (robot in a scrap pile), then there's the frog prince, and then there's Hercules (half human half goat- Pan; Go look it up.Disney's Hercules). Not to mention the sci fi battlestar galactica and Gaga inspiration of it all. I'm just recovering from the shock that the video gave me, seeing that it had that many references in a single 5 minute video. Is Perry trying to outdo Gaga? Cuz if she is, she should stop. Perry baby, you are too unique to be following anyone else. you got whipped cream and fireworks coming from you funbags, girl! i was just disappointed that this time, when you are actually posing as an alien, no nasty goo or human arm or something like that came out from your lady chest. oh well...

Truly,

Hunni.