Born this way.

The video... let me start by saying that by the ned of the entire video, I was staring at the screen for a good 5 minutes, trying to make sense of the entire video. I was left flabbergasted, confused, and most importantly, disappointed. Let's see what happened, shall we?

The video begins with the "Manifesto of Mother Monster", which I think is her royal majesty GaGa. Everything was alright, from the visuals roght down to GaGa's narration, until the Mama GaGa just had to be in labour. I mean, girl GaGa, come on. I know you are used to swallowing rosary and smoking next to a burnt corpse and all, but thi sgiving birth thing is just too much! I don't think it's sexy, creative and original. It's one word: NASTY. That's just a no go GaGa. Then she starts telling of a different dimension or alternate universe or somthing (at this point, I thought I was watching Star Wars or Digimon or something) where another being is giving birth to evil. I was like "YOU SERIOUS???" I think it was the devil or the red queen, you know? So yes, moving on...

The song finally starts, and this is when everything just falls apart. The introduction to the song begins, and we see GaGa walking into the dance floor in nothing more than a 2 piece, and she begins dancing. That's all. Nothing grand. And although the concept was boring, the choreography was top notch. So kudos to that.

THEN there was a scene where GaGa was in a tux, and she had this long pink ponytail, and skull face make up. She was dancing with her male equilavent of this GaGa Skelington get up, and it just made me wide eyed in horror. I was scared out of my pants when that THING appeared... It was like a fucking pop out video... GaGa...

So yeah, I expected more from her, and I so did not expect this goddess in labour concept which I didn't get. I am still trying to get over the fact that she went tame and a little reserveed this time round. This video couldn't compare to Alejandro's controversial video and Bad Romance's awesome production concept. I just didn't get this video. It's like she's trying to suck up to the LGBT community or something...

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Truly,

Haniffa.